Unisex Hoodie | STARTUP FOUNDER "This is what resilience looks like in cotton."

Know a founder running on caffeine, chaos, and an organ donation timeline?  This hoodie won’t raise their round but it will keep them warm while they're pitching in a coffee shop at 4% battery with $14 in the bank.

Front Title: STARTUP FOUNDER
Front Subtitle: This is what resilience looks like in cotton.

It’s soft. It’s durable. It’s basically emotional armor for the dangerously optimistic.

Who’s it for:

• Founders on the brink of greatness (or burnout)




• Friends of founders who never know what to say




• The startup hoodie you buy when you’ve earned it

Keywords (for SEO):

startup hoodie, founder hoodie, funny entrepreneur gift, startup merch, startup apparel, burnout gear, founder fashion

Product Highlights:

• 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester
• Air-jet spun yarn = soft, smooth, less pilling
• Big pouch pocket for AirPods, receipts, and unprocessed trauma
• Made on demand. No waste. No shame.

This isn’t just merch. It’s a cry for help with style.